Monday, May 25, 2009

one ply?

someone please explain one-ply toilet paper to me? i mean really people! do the stores think they are going to save a bundle by putting one-ply in? you have to use 3 times as much and lets be honest…its never pretty! ever tried to wipe a two year old hiney with it? you know the story…potty training, didn’t quite make it-smooshed flat to the bum like playdough?! being in a walmart bathroom or equally lovely location tryin to scrub free that cute little butt. toddler crying that it hurts and honestly you are sweating by this point, wanting to cry yourself…and when you do get it as clean as its gonna get…you get out to the sink and there is no soap anywhere to be seen! ahhh and so your day gets better..lol!

so to all you business’, restaurants, hotels and WHEREVER…suck it up and buy two-ply! 

3 comments:

Unknown said...

you are too funny! :) that is why I still carry wipes wherever I go!!! :)
but now I may start carrying my own soap thanks to your story :)

Anonymous said...

It is called "John Wayne Toilet Paper". Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anybody!

Mama Apes... said...

Oh londy...Dust still uses baby wipes and you can too!

For sure invest in two-ply...Amen!